Dell Mini

I hab dis bad nararamdaman naman about this laptop na akin. Dili ko magets kung the why the reason, dili puwede ma-hupgrade ang 1 gigabyte ba mimory to 2 gigabyters. Nakaka-sad ng million times.

Kasi si herpats hang pumili nitong leptep na this. mini notbuk. Kahileg ko pa naman sa games. How na malalaro ang uber-strict sa mimory na games like zuma, luxor, tumblebugs, texttwist, bookworm. Joke

I have this ano kasi, the online game that nadownload ko na super laki, and the requirements pala por this ay di naarok ng aking mini notbuk. So blame much to the 1gig mimory nga. I hab naapgrade ko na ang video card through installation shit.


May mga naiiisip me how kung paano maresolve this problematic sitwation.

1. Pumunta at bumyahe to gilmore via tulong ng LRT. Mag-inquire.
2. Gumala to the greenhills to meet some muslims at trade leptep
3. Kalas-kalas-kalasin up to pieces my mini notbuk
4. Buy a same-old-brand-new laptop.

Wag na you tampo mini notbuk to me, kasi labyow very many pa din kita por your effortsness to make me happy. Hihi

Nga pala, before i let you go, lol gumawa me ng twitter haccount. Patawad if followed na kaagad kayo hah. Thank you very many.


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Stress Tabs

Later kaninang morning is i checked my sarili sa salamin salamin sa may dining area. Checked. Huwala me na bigoteng mustache. Pero now lang, as in this moment ng panahon is nanggaling me sa CR ng opisina. I checked my sarili ulit and there! Nagkameron na!!!

Ang nag-iisang ikaw na sagot to this something happening watdapak is STRESS. Lahat as in all na puwedeng mag growee sa iyong body is much more speedier than the usual kapag if may ramdamang stress your body. Include na natin here the facial hair, kuko and nails, and the worst... pimples!!! Yikes. Please, nanawagan me sa lahat ng bathala and lahat ng sto ninyo and sto ninya. Neber eber neber ninyo akong bibigyan ng gift request from facebook na pimple. Ikamamatay ko.

Ok i created a simple, yet ano.. ammmm complex and general list kung huway of sometimes nagiging stressful this day, or these past few mga araw.

1. work
2. time
3. people

Hayoko na mag-elaborate. Inaatake na me ni Juan Tamad. Hayaw ko na mag-isip today and mag-sulat. Focus muna dito sa work ko. Bow.

Hihi

Poof

When naramdaman kong naglalaro na ng tug-of-war ang mga intestines ko inside my stomachache... Huwala ng tanung-tanong pa. Mabilis pa kay Flash, nasa Seven Eleven na ko. I

Dinakot ko this lifedrink na sobrang pagkadelicious na may flevor na papaya. Try it. Indorser me of that product. Baka bukas. Wait lang. And then nag do-it-yourself na parang independence na talaga me kasi 'lam ko na how to create hotdog sandwich. Pagkatapos ay nagbayad na me kay cashier na babaeng girl na mahilig mag ask questions like:

"me idadagdag pa po kayo ser?"
"sageng ser baka gusto nyo?"
"dagdagan po naten para sakto ang sokle?"

I just made sagot her like this:

"no tehenks"

sabay smile like asong hulols.

Habang bitbit ko my bagaheng lunch- the hotdog sandwich at saka meron pa, the life drink the delicious one..

Nagsimula ng magdilim, at pa natatapos magdilim, agad-agad-agad talagang agarang bumagsak ang slightly used rains galing alulod. joke. Umulan na nga ng tubig mula sa heaven. Ikinikasal na naman yata my neighborhoods.

Nagsimula ng magdilim, nagsimula ng mag heavy rainfall, nagsimula na rin akong manakbo with my baggage.
And then poof! It became koko krunch.

Isa pa.
And then POOP! Tengengengengengeng lechengneneng POOP! as in PUPU!!

Isang madugong eggroll ang sinample ko sa madlang people.

Nakaapak me ng isang tumpok na TAENG MABAHO at MALAMBOT at itutuloy ko pa ba mga awful description?

Pesticide naman! Letche Plan!

Wat to do wat to do.

Sa totoong buhay, nagpanic me ng todo-todo. Wat to do talaga!

I did my best to make punta sa pinakamalapit na takubets, pero dadaanan ko pa this main lobby! Mag-iiwan me ng stenchful and dreadful baka ses if i do dat!!!

I hab a brightening idea!

Tahasan kong nisugod this another building for the workers in the company. I mean the workers, not the office employers, something like that. Hmmmm how do i explain this shitnis. Hihi try lang umenglish.

Pumasok ako sa inside sa CR nila. Ubo lang me ng ubo talaga. If dili lang talaga need na maglinis ng shoe, dili na ko pupunta.

Describe the CR...

HORRENDOUS!!!

(Skip the description... nakakasuka telege "premises" <---- natutunan kong word from yanah)

Buti na lang, thank you to all bathalas. There are maraming newspaper sheets sa ibabaw ng tokador ng inidors. I make small slices and punit and tupi and make something like paper splinters. NAKS

I gently removed tha taes underneath my clothes. lol my shoes pala. And washing it with tabo the dipper and then OK na. No more stains left.

Yung food and drink ay ipinatong ko pala pailalaim, above some dyaryos kaya safe pa din kainin at inumin.

Whew. Pagod pagod.. Tae talaga.
Swerti daw makatapak ng tae.

Antagal ng swerti ko. Kaylan kaya yown?

Hihi

SBA - Saranggola Blog Awards

Ola! Aloha! I neber maisip na in this season ender na ng 2010, makakabalik pa rin me dito sa blogspot na this.

Tengene this. Minsang sometimes nagkakamerong moment na parang katamad this and katamad that. Pero sabi nga ibang bloggers:

Once a blogger, always a blogger.

Hokeyyy. Payn. Proven.

Mabuti-bute din pala if magpapamiss ka, even kahit if sa sarili mo. Try mong subukang i-try na magpamiss sa sarili. Happiness. Buang.

Tomo no ang introng shitnes.

SBA the saranggola blog awards. BOW.

Kainis naman ng slight. Mga 10% inis. Bakit huwala dito sila Ungaz, Midnight Driver, Nafacamot, Kwentong Balentong, Greta, Khanto, Yow, Karen, Halojin, Jepoy, Glentots, Leah, Shikolet, Night crawler, etc. mga kablogs ko here...

Ammmm si YANAH lamang ang nakadalo na kilala ko here and there. And everywhere. Pak!

I susummarize ko na lang my hexperience here sa saranggola blog awards... (feeling kasama me sa illumina attic?)

Funny much that BINGO signature thingy, sabayan pa ng uber sa uber sayang video ng batang huwalang humpay sa pagbibidyo at pagkanta. Hongsoyo-soyo.

The awardings... although may mga bets me na dili man nakasamang manalo, pero no bitterness. Happy pa rin. Kongrats ng subra-sobra kay kat, kay gojo, kay maskarayder black, and to all the naminis.

The games. Kahirap ishoot sa banga the trippings, pero it was hella ano..ummm.. funny and entertaining. The pinoy henyo, the hummmmm that music, the statistics game, the ipis-ipis waka waka eh eh and may nakalimutan ba me? ohrayt, the food pala. congrats to the max to the lamoners... sila korog and bon t.

At sa iba pang hawardees... the kalabasa so paneh talaga huwalang tigil me kakatawa.

Dili na ko magmemention ng names, wahihi. and ebribadi else. period. Huwalang clue.

And then the others went home and the portion na dili nagwent home is derecho hinuman and wentuhan up to madaling haraw. oh yeah. Huwalang clue pa din.

P.S. Nagkameron lang nagkwento about this event to me, dili talaga me kasama sa bundle pack ng bloggers there sa SBA.

Padaan lamang. Hawooooooohhhh!!!

Pak na Pak! Sa uulitin fellow SBA Bloggers!!!

Thermometer

Here we go!

Humiga me ng medyo slanted sa wall using my blue unan. Ah... relak na relak the position. And then katabi ko sa aking side by side is the headboard. I biglaang all of a sudden, ginrab ko this thermometer sa loob ng headboard.

Huwala sa aking hinagap na this moment will be the moment. Nilaro ko this thermometer and make lagay underneath my christmas tree. Joke!

Nilagay ko sa hilalim ng aking tongue ang thermometer. And I make sipsip it like a candy cane since malapit na ang pasko.

Haksidenteng naputol inside my bungangang mouth the thermometer body and the color silver na bakal on the dulo and make sabog sabog the mercury. Hangpait at hangpakla ng taste sa aking tastebuds.

Agad-agaran me natakbong matulin patungong hallway, tapos, corridors, tapos stage, tapos caves... lol!!!

And then i made it to the lababong sink sa kitchen.  I make mumog through the drinking faucet na baso-less. Direktang nahigop ng flowing water to make mumog and dura dura na pereng huwala ng bukas.

Hangsama ng lasa. Akala ko katapusan ko na.

And then nagising na me.

I cannot hexplain kung huwat the meaning of this panaginip.
Yelp me please.

Away Walang Bate

May naka-away akong kaopisina. This office mate naman is not galing from our department. Tulad nga sa salitang language ng mga bekimon... "Kiber".

Dili ako talaga nakapagpigil. Nagtayuan all of hairs ng katawan kong able tumayo. From leg hairs to headhairs. Sa galit. Sa inis. (inom tubig)

Ganire kasi ang happenings... It was ano kasi, my new celphone is medyo nakaramdam ng pagkastress. kaya nakicharge me sa 2nd floor department. I made hiram my prend's charge. Same brand kami. Samsong.

It was tanghaling tapat and tirik is the sun so lunch break is the setting. Iniwan ko my Samsong Phone para magcharge.

Later ng dapternun, I went sa itaas to make claim na my phone na naka dextrose sa charger... Laking gulat ng haybols ko ng madatnan kong huwala na ang Samsong Phone ko!!!

Akalain ninyo... nagawa ng babaeng girl na this na hitago ang aking phone. Just por prank... ammm... por revenge pala. I'll tell later kung bakit.

Anakngkutongbusog naman! Pagtripan na ang all of the things. Huwag lang ang new Samsong Phone ko. Remember me, nadukutan na me last time and ito na this my second bagong Phone. Mygad. (Hampas sa noo)

Nag-alburoto talaga me. And halata na to me na sumisigaw na me. "Asan my Phone? Dili pa tapos mag charge that! Masisira that! Sino nagtago?" I looked ober this babaeng girl na aking pinaghinalaan. Baket nga ba hers is the primary object suspect? Nag fb stat lang naman her na..

"May mag aapear-disappear na celphone dito upstairs"

Shit talaga. Ang pers and last move ko is... Hinalukay kalaykay ko her desk. Her drawers. I make hatak and halungkat the gamits. No sign of cellphone. And to her bag, i make open it. Still, dili parin sya nag sspeak kung nasan my phone. Pati ibang people there is like laughing OMG. Papasakan ko ng busal ng corn ang mga wetpaks nila. MESSING WITH MY PHONE! GRRR

And then I make iwan her station as messy as hell. Until ano nakarating me near sa tabi ng TV. I found my Samsong Phone my love na nakacharge there. FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Sabi ni Babaeng Girl... Now that nakita mo na you celphone you ayusin mo na you mga gamit ko dito.

Ang sagot ko... "Huway will i waste  a couple of muscles para ayusin that?"

SABAY WALK OUT ME SA OFFICE NILA.

And then I heard her screaming something na parang monkey sa gubat.

Lesson learned mga kids... NEVER MESS WITH MY NEW PHONE NOW NA NAWALAN NA NGA ME NG CELPHONE SA LRT SHIT IM PARANOID NA WHEN NAGKAKAMERONG NAGPAPRANK ON MY PHONE OMG.

THE END.


Honga pala, ibinigay ko kasi her cp number sa isa sa kaopismeyt in other department in the persflor of the building. Kaya siguro she did that to me? What you think?

After that nga pala, she POSTED AND TAGGED me sa facebook... like this..

"Friendship ends here. or kung meron mang nabuong frendship"

Am... I removed my tag and then removed the babaeng girl on my frends list.

Pak!

Ang Alamat ng Facebook

Oh yeah. Ito na this oras na waiting in vain ko. Ang maki-uso-sero na magkamerong fb haccount. Por sure masaya this. Adds nyo me ng huwalang pakundangan!!!

I'm a networking shit now. Yeah baby!!!

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