Away Walang Bate

May naka-away akong kaopisina. This office mate naman is not galing from our department. Tulad nga sa salitang language ng mga bekimon... "Kiber".

Dili ako talaga nakapagpigil. Nagtayuan all of hairs ng katawan kong able tumayo. From leg hairs to headhairs. Sa galit. Sa inis. (inom tubig)

Ganire kasi ang happenings... It was ano kasi, my new celphone is medyo nakaramdam ng pagkastress. kaya nakicharge me sa 2nd floor department. I made hiram my prend's charge. Same brand kami. Samsong.

It was tanghaling tapat and tirik is the sun so lunch break is the setting. Iniwan ko my Samsong Phone para magcharge.

Later ng dapternun, I went sa itaas to make claim na my phone na naka dextrose sa charger... Laking gulat ng haybols ko ng madatnan kong huwala na ang Samsong Phone ko!!!

Akalain ninyo... nagawa ng babaeng girl na this na hitago ang aking phone. Just por prank... ammm... por revenge pala. I'll tell later kung bakit.

Anakngkutongbusog naman! Pagtripan na ang all of the things. Huwag lang ang new Samsong Phone ko. Remember me, nadukutan na me last time and ito na this my second bagong Phone. Mygad. (Hampas sa noo)

Nag-alburoto talaga me. And halata na to me na sumisigaw na me. "Asan my Phone? Dili pa tapos mag charge that! Masisira that! Sino nagtago?" I looked ober this babaeng girl na aking pinaghinalaan. Baket nga ba hers is the primary object suspect? Nag fb stat lang naman her na..

"May mag aapear-disappear na celphone dito upstairs"

Shit talaga. Ang pers and last move ko is... Hinalukay kalaykay ko her desk. Her drawers. I make hatak and halungkat the gamits. No sign of cellphone. And to her bag, i make open it. Still, dili parin sya nag sspeak kung nasan my phone. Pati ibang people there is like laughing OMG. Papasakan ko ng busal ng corn ang mga wetpaks nila. MESSING WITH MY PHONE! GRRR

And then I make iwan her station as messy as hell. Until ano nakarating me near sa tabi ng TV. I found my Samsong Phone my love na nakacharge there. FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Sabi ni Babaeng Girl... Now that nakita mo na you celphone you ayusin mo na you mga gamit ko dito.

Ang sagot ko... "Huway will i waste  a couple of muscles para ayusin that?"

SABAY WALK OUT ME SA OFFICE NILA.

And then I heard her screaming something na parang monkey sa gubat.

Lesson learned mga kids... NEVER MESS WITH MY NEW PHONE NOW NA NAWALAN NA NGA ME NG CELPHONE SA LRT SHIT IM PARANOID NA WHEN NAGKAKAMERONG NAGPAPRANK ON MY PHONE OMG.

THE END.


Honga pala, ibinigay ko kasi her cp number sa isa sa kaopismeyt in other department in the persflor of the building. Kaya siguro she did that to me? What you think?

After that nga pala, she POSTED AND TAGGED me sa facebook... like this..

"Friendship ends here. or kung meron mang nabuong frendship"

Am... I removed my tag and then removed the babaeng girl on my frends list.

Pak!